Fox News Headline v. Real Headline of the day
Didn’t you know Obama invented the Occupy movements?
Holy Shit a guy assaulted a cop!!!1!
Cause you know, cops have never assaulted anyone, in the occupy movement or in the wider community especially marginalised groups.
thank goodness for fox news. they’ve finally solved the fox riddle: “what do they want? what do they want? what are these people after? if you put ever single lef-wing cause into a blender… they are deluded… absolutely no purpose or focus in life.. the sludge of every left-wing cause…”
apparently, like the mad dr. obama, frankie-occupy-stein just wanted a friend and a little validation as a real grown-up movement like the tea-party./ ”why you create me, papa obama, I no friendz. I thought I was a spontaneous movement brought about by the millions of discontent citizens frustrated with the disgraceful congressional activities diluting our rights and transforming our government into a corporatocracy, as well as the troubling trend of the media to help spin these activities as good things, you know ‘strength in ignorance.’ but as it turns out I was only adopted by those millions; papa obama you make me to assault policemen. I just want hug.”
thanks fox, you’ve solved your own riddle, now go fuck yourself with the bat you use to fuck-over the actual news.
(via jonathan-cunningham)
